Being by myself at the compound was weird! I kept hearing WEIRD noises but it would end up being something STUPID like the speakers. Yeah sorry about that Dad, I might have put my sword through the sound system. TWICE. My Bad! Everything in the fridge was super moldy! I ate peanut butter and ho-hos for two weeks! And didn't have to have any tea! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
But then I got stuck in the room with the hidden stash of CANDY and had to eat my way out. My stomach bulges now! Like one of those weird starving kids! And when I poke it, I can feel individual M&Ms and candies in there! This is way more fun than popping packaging bubbles!
If anyone wants to hang out, I'm trying to fit the last two bags of candyall that was left that I didn't eat in through the door to my dorm room. Did these doors get smaller while I was away? I might have to give away some of this candy so I can get in.
Oh yeah, and I brought the thing you wanted, Dad! Weeks later!
But then I got stuck in the room with the hidden stash of CANDY and had to eat my way out. My stomach bulges now! Like one of those weird starving kids! And when I poke it, I can feel individual M&Ms and candies in there! This is way more fun than popping packaging bubbles!
If anyone wants to hang out, I'm trying to fit the last two bags of candy
Oh yeah, and I brought the thing you wanted, Dad!
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I kind of also poked a few hundred holes in the water bed practicing with my sword......But it looks SUPER better wrapped up in the five rolls of duct tape I found! It hardly leaks at all!
Good thing that's Yoda's bedI BET IT DOES.
OKAY TOMORROW WE ARE GOING SHOPPING FOR GLASSES AND PUTTING YOU ON A DIET.
YOU KNOW THEY'LL FEED YOU CARROTS AND PEAS DAY AROUND RIGHT?
But mmm, candy!But oh, hi! I forgot to introduce myself! My name's Kiwi... what's yours?
.... Would you like some candy? I have a lot, and it looks like... gulp.... my dad won't let me eat all of it.
Makes me kind of wish I had one...And swords are neat! Though I've never seen one up close...
They might be dangerous so I dunno if I want to one day.Want to see my sword? IT IS SO COOL. They won't let me bring my sharp sword around outside of my Dad's quarters, but the practice one is cool too! When you hit things it makes the cooled THWACK sound!
You could always borrow my Dad if you wanted. Then I could have time to sneak THE CANDYI'll have to eat it slowly so I won't get sick, though.Uhm... if it's one that isn't sharp, I'd love to see it, then! I don't like sharp objects around me...
I thought you could only borrow items and not people?!Ionia is very, very glad you are back! *A* Where have you been? It is not good to make your archrival worry about you!
IONIA AHH I MISSED YOU! I WENT HOME TO GET SOMETHING FOR DAD AND THERE WAS CANDY AND SWORDS AND I MIGHT HAVE SET MY DAD'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER ON FIRE TRYING TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE SECRET PROJECT AND DID I MENTION THERE WAS CANDY?!!!
Dai is such a bad arch rival! But I brought a bag of candy just for you! AND SOME HO-HOS. I really wanted to eat them but Dai wanted to save them for Ionia!
What are ho-hos? Ionia forgives you for being a bad arch-rival because Ionia did the same thing too before and even if you went away for a bit YOU ARE BACK NOW AND THAT IS THE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT. Ionia will come see you and your M&M tummy and we can have candy and talk about the secret project!
YYYAAAAAAAYYYY
THESE ARE HO-HOS AND MILK. Everyone must have ho-hos once in their lives, they are AWESOME! Almost as awesome as yo-erm SWORDS! YES! SWORDS!