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Being by myself at the compound was weird! I kept hearing WEIRD noises but it would end up being something STUPID like the speakers. Yeah sorry about that Dad, I might have put my sword through the sound system. TWICE. My Bad!  Everything in the fridge was super moldy! I ate peanut butter and ho-hos for two weeks! And didn't have to have any tea! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!

But then I got stuck in the room with the hidden stash of CANDY and had to eat my way out. My stomach bulges now! Like one of those weird starving kids! And when I poke it, I can feel individual M&Ms and candies in there!  This is way more fun than popping packaging bubbles!

If anyone wants to hang out, I'm trying to fit the last two bags of candy all that was left that I didn't eat in through the door to my dorm room. Did these doors get smaller while I was away? I might have to give away some of this candy so I can get in.

Oh yeah, and I brought the thing you wanted, Dad!  Weeks later!

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fist_of_win
Oct. 26th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
....THE DOOR WAS ON THE TOP OF THE STASH, HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED IT.
markermustache
Oct. 26th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
UHHHH....... Did I tell you I think I need GLASSES?!

I kind of also poked a few hundred holes in the water bed practicing with my sword......But it looks SUPER better wrapped up in the five rolls of duct tape I found! It hardly leaks at all!
fist_of_win
Oct. 26th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
Good thing that's Yoda's bed

I BET IT DOES.

OKAY TOMORROW WE ARE GOING SHOPPING FOR GLASSES AND PUTTING YOU ON A DIET.
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
CAN IT BE A CANDY DIET??!!!! Because I already have supplies! TONS OF THEM!
fist_of_win
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:04 am (UTC)
NO.
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)
BUT I WANT CANDY!!!!!
fist_of_win
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE YOU TO VEGII HOMEWORLD.

YOU KNOW THEY'LL FEED
YOU CARROTS AND PEAS DAY AROUND RIGHT?
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
 
pinkkiwifruit
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
... WOW, so much candy that THAT happened?! That must have been a whole lot! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might get sick... that wouldn't be very good. But mmm, candy!

But oh, hi! I forgot to introduce myself! My name's Kiwi... what's yours?
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
MY NAME IS DAI AND I HAVE A SWORD.

.... Would you like some candy? I have a lot, and it looks like... gulp.... my dad won't let me eat all of it.
pinkkiwifruit
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
Ooooh, I'd like some candy, Dai! It's a shame your dad won't let you have all of it, but I guess dads know best, huh? Makes me kind of wish I had one...

And swords are neat! Though I've never seen one up close... They might be dangerous so I dunno if I want to one day.
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
Let me know how much! I don't want this to go to waste ;__;.

Want to see my sword? IT IS SO COOL. They won't let me bring my sharp sword around outside of my Dad's quarters, but the practice one is cool too! When you hit things it makes the cooled THWACK sound!

You could always borrow my Dad if you wanted. Then I could have time to sneak THE CANDY
pinkkiwifruit
Oct. 27th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
As much as you can give me...? No, no, that sounds greedy... but if you don't want it to go to waste, I guess it doesn't, then? I'll have to eat it slowly so I won't get sick, though.

Uhm... if it's one that isn't sharp, I'd love to see it, then! I don't like sharp objects around me...

I thought you could only borrow items and not people?!
ionianmode
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
DAAAAAIIII

Ionia is very, very glad you are back! *A* Where have you been? It is not good to make your archrival worry about you!
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)

IONIA AHH I MISSED YOU! I WENT HOME TO GET SOMETHING FOR DAD AND THERE WAS CANDY AND SWORDS AND I MIGHT HAVE SET MY DAD'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER ON FIRE TRYING TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE SECRET PROJECT AND DID I MENTION THERE WAS CANDY?!!!



Dai is such a bad arch rival! But I brought a bag of candy just for you! AND SOME HO-HOS. I really wanted to eat them but Dai wanted to save them for Ionia!
ionianmode
Oct. 27th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
CANDY?!

What are ho-hos? Ionia forgives you for being a bad arch-rival because Ionia did the same thing too before and even if you went away for a bit YOU ARE BACK NOW AND THAT IS THE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT. Ionia will come see you and your M&M tummy and we can have candy and talk about the secret project!
markermustache
Oct. 27th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)

YYYAAAAAAAYYYY



THESE ARE HO-HOS AND MILK. Everyone must have ho-hos once in their lives, they are AWESOME! Almost as awesome as yo-erm SWORDS! YES! SWORDS!
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