I just found out! I'm so mad now! My big distraction is gone! GONE!

Why does Capcom have to be such WUSSY-BOYS they are terrified of a little dark? Geesh, I stopped being afraid of the dark BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN. Obviously these wussy-boys should all go out and buy Deluxe Fire Stingray F-Zero Racer nightlights that might come with Deluxe Samuari Goroh Action Figures With Kung Fu of Death Grip and canons to shoot the ladies out of  if they are so afraid of the dark!  THEY ARE SO STUPID.

Now I have to work on a new plan! ARG!