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I... I... there are no words!

After sneaking around Trying to catch up on school stuff, I went into my room and the door was open and I looked on the bed and, and, it was awful!

My Samurai Goroh action figure was... was... in FIVE PIECES! And his head was missing, along with his deluxe accessory pack items!

Whoever did this will pay! WITH THEIR LIVES

Please return the accessory pack items, that sword was a one of a kind item ;____;

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foggy_war
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
All of this excitement over a doll? Really?
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
SAMURAI GOROH ACTION FIGURES ARE NOT DOLLS DORK BRAIN!
foggy_war
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
Actually, it is, according to the primary definition of a doll. A child's small toy, cast in the likeness of a human. I assume your deceased action figure was in the shape of a human, was it not?

And there is no need for such dramatics over a small toy. I assume you can still purchase it? On the market or through third-parties and re-sellers?
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
DOLLS ARE STUPID AND GIRL THINGS, ACTION FIGURES ARE NOT, GOOBERFACE!
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icequeen_aran
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:31 am (UTC)
Hmmm. Someone must not like Goroh.
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:43 am (UTC)
... EITHER ONE OF US. Why would someone tear up an action figure! They must be crazy-pants or something.

And why did they take his head?! I could have replaced an arm with a stick or something, but not something important like a head! How is he suppose to win imaginary f-zero races without his helmet?!
icequeen_aran
Jan. 31st, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
Obviously some sort of twisted sacrificial ritual. Did you dust for finger prints?
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 06:15 am (UTC)
... No? I don't have a finger print kit. Do you have one I could borrow? I could be like Dad and Godfather, solving crimes with that science stuff!
pedaltothemetal
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
Well that is just.

A shame.
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:41 am (UTC)
THEY TOOK YOURS TOO! I think one of the legs I found was from your action figure! But there's millions of yours and I have an extra so it wasn't so bad....
pedaltothemetal
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
Huh. Wonder what they wanted with them.
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
Maybe they were jealous of my awesome hoard of toys action figures and wanted a piece of them! Literally!
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fist_of_win
Jan. 31st, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
WHAT.
markermustache
Jan. 31st, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
I KNOW. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN DAD?! And Godfather thinks someone might be combining your action figures together!
fist_of_win
Jan. 31st, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF THAT?
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