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YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was doing recon wandering around campus, I noticed tons of you lot  have these mother things. And these mother things send you PRESENTS unlike stupid lame godfathers. JUST ONE PRESENT. IT WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED YOU. And COOKIES. LOTS OF COOKIES.

So I decided to offer the chance for one of you lot to join the Goroh family as my mother-thing! I'll be holding auditions for this role all week.  Ideally, applicants for this position should possess at least one quality or skill from the list below, but anyone can apply.

Dai's list of desirable woman-thing  qualities:

*Fleshbags! Apparently Pop likes looking at them? Perhaps this would save her from the cannon
*Ability to summon cookies from nowhere!
*And milk, too!
*Awesome at racing!
*No cooties.
*An unlimited supply of markers!
*Fond of RANDOMLY YELLING.
*A sword. Maybe a whole ROOM of swords.
*The ability to break wind on command. This is VERY important in the Goroh household!
*NINJA SKILLS.
*Command codes for the school security system
*Breathe FIRE.
*A pantry thing filled with cheese wiz.
*An arm made out of guns. Maybe a leg, too.
*A pet dinosaur.

Again, if you feel you have a desirable quality or skill that wasn't listed, feel free to show up anyway! The more applicants we get, the better chances my pops won't shoot you out of a cannon will like you! Once at the audition I'll hand you a short questionnaire to fill out, and from those questionnaire's I'll create a pool of candidates for my dad. And then the winner gets to join the Goroh family! Even though I haven't run this by dad. BUT I MAKE MY OWN RULES.

Anyone who comes and fills out the questionnaire gets CANDY. And whatever stuff I can steal from under the old man's nose.

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blondprodigy
Aug. 10th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
markermustache
Aug. 10th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Wow, someone for the questionnaire already?! HERE IS SOME CANDY. IT IS PROBABLY STILL GOOD.

Here is the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:
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painting_beagle
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
H...huh..


...........It's kinda odd how I can kinda..fit about five of those in the list..WHYYYsodkfsod
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
This is not odd! Clearly it is a sign you are suppose to be my mother-thing.

Well, that isn't random shouting, but it is a slight sign of interest! Here's some candy and a bag of cheetos I might have taken from my pop when he wasn't looking. I think they are mostly fresh?

And the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:
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rainbowend
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
Sad how kindness and compassion aren't on the list. I would like to think that's a little more important then say, farting.
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:40 am (UTC)
What does kindness have to do with COOKIES and PRESENTS?

... I don't know if filling out the questionnaire would be the right thing for you-- anyone who doesn't understand the art of farting probably wouldn't last very long in the Goroh household.

... but you can still have a handful of candy anyway. From the bottom of the bag, probably very smushed
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icequeen_aran
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
Wooooow.

So, how big of a cannon are we talkin' here?
camo_box
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
S-stop that.
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impish_shadow
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
You look interesting! Are those TATTOOS?!! Have some candy! A LOT OF IT! Tattoos are super cool! I should add that to the list of mother-thing qualities.

OH and fill out this questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES
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purpleespionage
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
... What is with it with these blank comments? SAW SOMETHING. I refuse to give candy to silent people. SILENCE IS CREEPY.
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tarot_kitty
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
Applications...for a mother.

...How very unsetteling.
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
ARE YOU BLOWING A BUBBLE AT ME?!

... that might pass you on the next round just because.
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zigzagzigzag
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
Mother-things...? This person scares me with the yelling...

*wonders if she can get some candies*
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC)
If you fill out this questionnaire, you can have all the candy you can carry! I HAVE A LOT IN THIS BAG! And I need help getting rid of the evidence before my pops gets back!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:
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prettybunnyboy
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
....How cute. I think..
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
CUTE?! I am not cute! Nothing I do is cute! I have a SWORD. People with swords are not cute, they are awesome!

REGARDLESS because I really need to get rid of this candy, fill this out and get some candy! In fact, have some candy before you fill it out!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES
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warpstar_rider
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
*gasp* Did someone say candy, poyo?!

Can I have some poyo? *w*
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
SURE. I HAVE A LOT OF CANDY. ... Do you have hands, though? It might be hard to fill out a questionnaire without hands?

HOW DO YOU EAT CANDY WITHOUT HANDS?!

Here is the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES
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umbreon_blacky
Aug. 11th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
A voice like that... Powerful, projecting, instead of simply yelling...


My, my. What's your story, kiddo?
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
Kiddo? I'm of age! shifty eyed.

... Are those RED EYES? Can you shoot laser beams out of them? SO COOL. Fill out my questionnaire and get some candy or other stuff!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:
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pedaltothemetal
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
...
....

I really really tried hard to think of something to say here.

I don't even know.

...Stay out of trouble, I run detention.




markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
YOU CARE. YOU REALLY REALLY CARE. *____*.

Trouble, me? When have I *EVER* been in trouble!
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pudgy_purple
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
Candy?
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
Why not? FILL OUT THIS SURVEY THOUGH.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

And then you can have like, a BAG of candy!
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ionianmode
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
Can Ionia play too? *A*
markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
SURE. I think I remember you from before! Which means you can have some candy BEFORE you even fill out the questionnaire!

But feel free to fill it out after!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

I think there's still some good kinds of candy left... What do you like, anyway?
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animu_nerd
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)

markermustache
Aug. 11th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
That is good pointing! Do *you* want to be my mother-thing?

I have one last questionnaire, here you go!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

And here's a bag of CANDY. Yes, almost rid of the evidence!
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